You could ask for some foresight about how hard it is to plan two big events at the same time!
= I wouldn’t recognize foresight if it looked me right in the eye and told me how hard it is to plan two big events at the same time…which, actually, it kind of did. More than once.
= Failure lite
What do they think, that people would just drop everything and bow to their will?
= My hypocrisy really has reached breathtaking proportions, hasn’t it?
Mr. Pitt really enjoys an afterparty.
= It’s not name-dropping if you do it right.
Cuz a West Coast party just stopped.
= You’re not the man I was subconsciously hoping would come through that door.
It’s a noble cause.
= I can always find a justification for treating loved-ones badly if I look hard enough.
It was the Laavva people’s fault, not yours.
= To hell with personal responsibility.
Roll with the punches. That’s what I always say.
= I can hurt people and still live a guilt-free life.
Being in your presence puts me in a good mood, Emma Woodhouse. You’ve always had that effect on me.
= I can always count on the frivolous nature of our banter to help me forget my angst.
Oh, yes! Hip-hop.
= I cannot pull this move off.
= Agonizingly insufferable
I have work to do.
= I would rather put my eye out with a spork!
It’s so sad when people put their jobs above everything else.
= I’m not actually talking about Alex.
Do you have a date?
= Would you like to be my date?
I’ll be too busy handling everything.
= Please do not ask me to be your date.
She must be very lively, and have clear eyes.
= Jane Fairfax
I trust your instincts.
= Let’s see if you’ve figured this out yet.
Do you have a candidate in mind?
= How much do you know?
I have some ideas.
= Harriet and Frank, sitting in a tree…
= So uptight.
= Everyone should share the pain!
That may be…boy…the worst thing that ever touched my tastebuds.
= Oh sweet lord, this is what evil must taste like!
Don’t let your personal connections blind you into making bad business decisions.
= Let good business decisions blind you into destroying your personal connections!
JANE isn’t on the company letterhead!
= Jane and I are still fighting
Let’s give them a night to remember.
= Let’s burn bridges and p**s people off!